Sunday, April 28, 2013

Surviving First Dates Most Embarrassing Moments


Dating is a form of getting to know each other no matter the differences. People come from different countries; have different religions, hold different goals, dreams, and completely different or similar lifestyles.
On the first date we find out if expectations are met and if the relationship will have a chance for a second date, or if this is going to be the last time we will ever see this person. The outcome of a first date is never what you thought it would be. Sometimes it may turn out to be a disappointment, but then it may turn out to exceed every limit and every hope you had set for yourself prior to that date. The bottom line is that, it will never be exactly what you thought it would turn out to be.
I know that many first dates are pretty normal, but many of them are utterly hilarious, and those are the first date experiences I would love to hear and post on my blog.
A couple of days ago I was on the Internet and my eye caught a title: The Funniest First Date Story Ever Told. My curiosity skyrocketed and I immediately clicked on the title.
OMG! I don’t think that I have ever laughed as hard and for as long in my entire life. I had to run to the bathroom several times and at the end of the story I still had to change my underwear. When my husband finished reading it, he was laughing so hard he nearly fell out of the bed and tears of laughter blinded us both.
Here I am a couple of days later and I am still laughing. I want to share this First Date Story with you because I know it will make your day. Make sure you are close to the bathroom and have a box of tissues near by.
THE FART THAT (ALMOST) ALTERED MY DESTINY
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place.  However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history.  Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams.  And, if it makes his eyes burn.  If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
Please click on the link below to read the whole story. Believe me It’s worth it!!!
Do you have a funny date story to tell? Please let me know. What was the most humiliating moment of your first date?